I took a really cute test on ELLEgirl...

Do You Speak Guy?

You and your crush lock eyes as you walk down the hall when out of nowhere, the freak knocks your book out of your arms, then keeps on walking. What does he mean?

a. He likes you. Like, really likes you.
b. He can't stand you.
c. He's not superinterested in you.
I chose: (c)

At the spring dance, the cute transfer student you've been eying for weeks keeps catching your gaze, but never utters so much as 'hello.' Most likely, he:

a. Is interested in your friend who's stuck to you like glue.
b. Is waiting to see what signals you give out before he braves a greeting.
c. Thinks you look good in your strapless dress but that's about it.
I chose: (c)


You and your boyfriend have been going out for three months when he randomly tells you he needs to spend more time with his guy friends-and you're not invited.Obviously, he wants to:

a. Break up.
b. Duh. Spend more time with his guy friends. Jeez.
c. Start seeing other people without you catching on.
I chose: (a)

You meet a really cute guy at a party and spend the whole night flirting with him. When you suggest exchanging numbers, he says "I'll just get it from my friend." Translation?

a. He doesn't have a pen handy and is embarrassed to be so unprepared.
b. He's SO not calling.
c. He'll probably call you by the end of the week, provided your friend doesn't
forget to pass along your digits.
I chose: (b)

You text your boyfriend on Friday night to wish him sweet dreams and tell him you love him. He writes back on Saturday afternoon, saying 'tks.' What he really means is:

a. "You're suffocating me."
b. "Thanks."
c. "Sometimes, cutesy borders on annoying."
I chose: (c)

A group of your friends head to a diner for a late-night snack. Even though you only live a 2-minute walk away, your guy friend randomly offers you a ride home. He totally:

a. Worries about you when it is late at night. Awww.
b. Is in love with you.
c. Needs to borrow gas money and wants to hit you up for it.
I chose: (c)



RESULTS:
~We'll have to start calling you Webster now.

Blehs.So I do speak Guy.
This is so frustrating.